Peace.
1.9.01

Friday, August 31, 2001  
Well. I've gotten three names added to the Martin List. (you can just scroll down to view it and it will be up in the features's section soon.) When my sources told me the names to add...the also gave me Martin quotes. But i felt they were wayyyy to digusting to post. But if the reaction is good i may add a whole martin index on my page...where you could check back often and find quotes of his and additions to the list. NOTE: I am not stating that martin had sex with Any of these girls! I am just posting names that MARTIN said himself. NOTE2: I am Cool with getting any hate/love mail..but before you send hate mail about "The List" remember ITS FOR THE MOST PART...PARTIALLY ALL A MARGORTIY A JOKE! i make no claim myself that i even watched them do it.
NOTE3: All additions to the list will be made to the bottom of the list. Thank you.

Subj: (no subject)
Date: 8/31/01 1:32:44 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: SiLLyyMiLLy
To: Skarface99

"danny i dont appreciate ur website saying that martins got with me ..you may joke around and i laugh but this is to far...keep me out of your jokes i lost all respect for you...im serious..."

Due to the email i am regretably forced to say this...The list i made of Martin was a joke. There was no trueness in the list at all...if you couldn't tell by Virgin Mary being on the list, i don't know what to tell ya. If there is anyone who actully had sex with Martin willing to admit it..write me an email explain that how bad martin was just proving that he couldn't have had sex with so many girls. Again im sorry for including your name Milly...i forgot that at least one person in a crowd of many wouldn't get it. Sorry.

Sitting here on a friday night, forced to watch ABC's two hour block of crap. Remember when "TGIF" stood for quality? Actully i have to say that this episode of Sabriana is actully quite compelling. I think if the show got rid of the whole teenage witch thing it would be deemed safe for veiwing. Seriously though who's buying the teenage witch crap anyway. we all know. And the teenageger thing?? I mean seriously shes like 40. I get so pissed when adults play teenagers on tv. Its like hmmm...couldn't find anyone??? Teenagers are like the second most abundent resource in the world...next to internet porn of course. But the Sabriana show does still need better writers...not even the canned laughter knows when exactly the joke started or ended. It's seriously weak. Well, not much humor today im just pissed. And another thing what the hell is up with Ricky Lake??? I was watching her today for some odd reason...the show premise??
"Implants fake or real??? you be the judge. Next on Ricki Lake."
Other previous show topics...
"YO' weave is so unreal"
"Mom your roast beef is weak...you need a makeover."
"My sister wants to go on a diet"
"Studs or duds...are these guys hot or are the ugly...you be the judge."

I'll give it to ricki for being original and not doing the same old teens a rebal send her the boot camp, mom dresses like a hoe, send her to boot camp. But com'on could you be original and good at the same time? I guess im just asking for too much. Argh it gets me mad that Quality shows like Richard Bay and Married with children were taken off the air to make room for this kinda crap. And who the hell is Ricki Lake to get her own show anyway??? She was in one moive and she was fat! What the hell...Im fat can i have my own talk show?? Ok you know what...tomorrow's post is going to be of the topic...eh forget it.

Guess where i ate today...ROY ROGERS! Yea..i havn't eaten there let alone seen one in years! Draw back though...My meal alone cost me $10. What the hell all i had was two cheeseburgers and curly fries! Who the hell
is Roy to charge me 10 dollors to eat a cheeseburger?!? He should just be glad he still has one resturant open.

Went to filipa's today to reclaim my throne as GOD in everything human. I did it! i beat her at Dr. Mario! She got soo pissed that i won that she actully picked up the game and hurled it at me as i rejoiced in glory. what the hell...
pissed off that i am a god huh filipa??? Huh...little un-god can't take a god beating her???? By the way after she hurled the game at me ... we were unable to play...Cause it was broken. This is the second electronic deviece filipa has broken of mine. First one being a remote now Dr. Mario. Both suffered the same fatal demise. Filipa just doesn't know when not to throw things. Like a fresbie..throw it. A antique vidio game...no throw. Various Ninja stars...go ahead throw...anything entertaining...no throw. I really don't care though.. But she still better bow to this GOD!
"IN THE FACE!"

peace...i think sabrina is airing again.
31.8.01

Thursday, August 30, 2001  
And now ladies and gentlemen...The moment you've been waiting for...THE LIST...But not just any list...The LIST of which girls Martin has stated to have relations with. And here we go...I will be adding to the list as the next school year goes by, that kid just doesn't learn when to stop lying. NOTE: Names have been changed to portect the innocent...but due to that fact that i couldn't change the original name cuase the new "fake" name would be another name that i would have to change cuase martin talks alot...

Milly
Gabi from Phillipsburg
Bruno but he was drunk (martin was sober)
The Queen of England
Ricky Lake...before she lost weight
Renee (twice)
"This chick from...summer camp."
The Virgin Mary (pre-Jesus) " Yo I fucked that bitch up the butt that's why
she said she's a virgin and stuff... I'm all like, 'Not everywhere yo' "
"On top of the car yo'."
"This chick from....the beach.."
"This chick from...south africa."
"This chick from...the dance recital i was in...only to bang her
though...mission completed...."
Tatiana.
Dean (multiple times)
Jenny.
"This chick from....diego."
Kimerbly
Pete illich.
Saray...
Sandra.
Marilyn Monroe (pre-dying)
The entire Hanover Park fornesics team (then he took a shower and did it all
over again.)
George Lucas "what do you think star wars was all about...yo'"
Dasiy Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard
Jyothi
"Kirstin from montville " ...taught that bitch some rythm."
Paul Simon. (Art Garfunkle watched)
"See her...? Banged her."
Mrs. Claus and Blitzen.
Aamika
Bamika
Camika
Damika
Eamika
Famika
Gamika
"Not Hamika...she was actin', yo "
Tried Filipa...that ain't happen she has high standards.
Eric Smith.
The Island of Cuba.
Ana Miguel.
Savannah
Cristina

If anyone has ever heard Martin say he had sex with someone...Tell me the persons name and we'll add it...Lets see if Martin could break Gene Simmon's record.

30.8.01

 

Why Yes...

Skarface99: jackie i heard you got a mullet?
JerZygRL83: i didn't get a muller
JerZygRL83: mullet
JerZygRL83: Tell JORGE to shut his face!
JerZygRL83: Danny he's lying to u.. it's all lies!!
JerZygRL83: He's a polotician
JerZygRL83: it's in his blood to lie to u
Skarface99: you said short in the front long in the back...thats a mullet
Skarface99: he showed me the im
JerZygRL83: I also said LAYRED
JerZygRL83: Not boy short
JerZygRL83: I never said how short
Skarface99: yea sure
Skarface99: can i call you joe dirt from now on
JerZygRL83: Its like up to my chin in the front and like Long in the back!
JerZygRL83: NO It's not a mUllet
JerZygRL83: Jorge lied, I said it's not a mullet he assumed it was because of my descrption of it!
Skarface99: wassup mr dirt
Skarface99: are you going to be appering on dukes of hazard anytime soon?

I got much to tell yall. Can anyone tell me when is the Englishtown Flea Market open???Hmmm? Not today. Took a drive down there to a complete my god given right to do some thrifty shoping...just so happens i remember i don't believe in god..BAM! no thrifty shoping for this atheist. So due to the fact that the only form of entertainment in Englishtown besides the market is a "Stone Muesem" that left much needed planning for the rest of the day. The next trap...i mean destination...Pennsalvinia..Oh yea its on now...Dodedodedoo...driving along in my automobile....got my baby besides me by the wheel...BAM! Munchies. Serious Munchies...need food...hmm? wait till i get to penn to tame the crave...bump it. Maplewood instead...3 hours later..."Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Maplewood???....reply: Yaa you see you go down here......(insert twenty minutes of our lives here that can never be replaced.) Then you go down here yaa."
We finally got there with filipa walking the last leg of the journey, cuase she don't know that when a Man ask a women to stay quiet...she better as all hell listen. No seriously she did walk the last 10 blocks of the ride...Then eating some damn horrible ass pizza that was much more expensive than getting my post-pizza-eating-diesesed-kidney opperation, i made the mistake letting filipa drive the way home....(insert 1 hour of our lives than can never be replaced while trying to find our way out of the boondocks.)...needless to say...But don't feel bad for me kiddes nor filipa it was the most plesant trip for either of us...all worked out in the end...Both filipa and i where killing Old school nintendo! hell yae.. Duck hunt is the shit! I am the greatest duck hunter...ever...period. (i am excepting chanlenges.) And dr mario which sucks. Filipa kicked my ass.

How is it that a girl could beat a guy...has it really came down to this...where women are now ruling the world and men are just thier obbidient sex slaves...eh...the sentence has the word sex in it...i don't mind then...

Old school nintendo has to be the greatest invention ever! Well next to the POP CONE. i've been schearching down all my old games and trying to get them to work...why won't nintendo and sega and sony design and make systems that can be kept in a closest for ten years and then be brought out ready to go...is this such a hard thing to do???? Im about to take a trip down to funcoland and pay like 10.00 and get me one thats gurenteed to work...Duck Hunt again is the shit! Well...gotta go...i have to wake up early and go to the beach with filipa tomorrow at 8:00. 8:00! what the hell is there to do in life at 8:00! hopefully the beach won't be closed or something or other.

30.8.01

Wednesday, August 29, 2001  
Hope ya'll like the new stuff on the web page..I put a bunch of different goodies for you.

New stuff:

Link Page: so you could see what I, Myself visit.
Features: This is where anything that is speacail to me will be posted...like speeches...photos...List of anykind.
Archives: So you could read past post if ya wanted to.
Sounds: Well, this is where any SOUNDS will be going to once i write a new post. Mp3's Wav files etc.

Also..im going to be featuring a few pretty cool things like...
IM interviews.
LIST
More photo's
and when i get the time a yahhn.tripod.com game.

Well, i'll post tomorrow and give yall much more detail about everything. and some new post.

29.8.01

Tuesday, August 28, 2001  
Well. as you can see the site is in constant change. I've added a link page...thats the first in many new features.
tomorrow i shall post up two very special things for me...one a speech i wrote for a public speaking class and the second the LIST. The list shall consist of names that i have heard martin say he had sex with. Yes i know i promised this before but it will happen. Stay tuned.
28.8.01

Monday, August 27, 2001  
Hiya, Im filipa... You know danny's girlfriend... Danny kept me up all morning waiting for him (he'll tell you more about it, in his post). Well I'll soon be starting my own blog site, the reason why im saying this i dunno. its not like anyones' going to check it out. so let this be some useless information to occupy your brain with for a little bit. :) ba-bye

Danny: Her website adress will be www.filipaloveswhales.com.

Well, due to last nights insomnia which kept me up till the wee hours of the mourning, the plans filipa and i had were cancled cause i wouldn't wake up. It sucks knowing that any important thing could be slept through. Like a graduation or a funaral. You stay up enough hours and not even Gilbert Goddfree screwing Polly Shore with a bull horn could wake you.

So instead of heading down to EnglishTown and do thrifty shopping like we planned she came over and picked me up due to me being broke and not having the cash to put gas in my own car...and we went on over to her portuguese house. and ate portugeuse dinner. It was good and portuguese. Then i we sat down with her parents and listened to them try to speak english to me. I understood more when they were speaking portugease.

I have decieded that due to underground nature of my site i have the ability to say and do what i want...Not like some mother in Kansas walks into a room and sees her three year old reading this site...So here goes....FUCK!

I'll write more later.
27.8.01

 
well hello.

ok, so again i find myself searching aimlessy through the web for mind-numbing entertainment at the fault of insomnia. Good thing too. I found myself checking out Nick's site again and i have to say...his site is the greatest thing if you need something to cheer you up. Something i really needed today...i donno i've been in the misdt of depression lately, about different things, i guess its not really
depression its more of self realization...which can lead to depression i guess. Its kinda freaky...the night that this
all started i read this email from Astrology.com for the first time in i donno how long and it just said, "your going through a time of self devolpment." Or something of that nature..."tonight you will have a moment of learning about yourself..." put in different words...your going to grow up tonight...and its weird i never before read those astrology things unless it was in Seventeen...some how they always know... but this day i choose to read it and BAM it happened...i grew. You know sometimes i feel like Sarah Jessica Parker without the boobs and the hit HBO series...anyway. Maybe that fortune thing just made me start thinking..placebo to get me to think they are pychics or something...like if you think it will happen it will sorta thing. Whatever. In these past few days i realized alot of things about me...i've pissed off people and i made a few people happy...this is cool realizing what im doing. But im not going to apoligize for being an asshole to milly...she's an idiot and all idiots deserve to be shot...or spanked...whichever is more painfull for the spesific idiot....and even though the previous rant about growing as a person may seem hipocritcal after i said what i did about milly...its not cause you see...i know what i'm saying...i've grown from the earlier days in which i would have dedicated an entire post to the thought of milly being an idiot to the present where i am just make a side note and moving on. Milly is stupid...now we move on.

I have to recommened checking out the following bands...Derek Trucks Band. Cousin Fungus. and Jazz Mandolin Project. All three great bands great music. Which leads me to my next rant...

(the following has been inspired by a late night conversation with filipa anyone with a weak stomach or high morals please leave the site now)

The past decade we have all witnessed the birth of many new genres. Most notably Rap...Crap...Grunge...Crap...Dave Matthews Band...More Crap...and Corprate Crap. But what next? Just in the past year we've seen a change in public taste going from Crap To Hard Crap. I mean just like three months ago Britney Spears was everywhere...Now i'm kinda forgeting what she looks like...a feat impossible to accomplish a just a week ago. Can mainstream fans really be that fickle??? Don't get me wrong i'm as glad as the next jam band fan happy for the demise of teeny pop.ireally don't want to hear anymore rap/metal/super crap bands out on my radio! No more Linkcan Park...No more...i really can't think of anymore bands...just proving how much they suck if i can't even remember the name of the band putting out pure crap.

Crap waiter: Excuse me sir...would you like more crap i have plenty of it?
Danny: No, thank you.

Has it really came to this...where people have to ask if you want me crap...why would they ask they should know the answer no i don't not like rap/metal crap. And no i do not like it here and there i do not like it anywhere...I do not like it after crap, no i do not like my metal with rap.

One of the few bands really to shine through the sea of garbage is Weezer. Following the release of there new album i think the band is getting some atention they deserve...and no not from the Microsoft Window users but from real fans of good music. I have to say when i would hear a cool as song on the radio but not be able to get the name from the band cause the Massive tool they have DJing at the radio station would rather not devulge out the name of the good band and shove the crap band down your throught didn't say it..i would find myself watching MTV2 at filipa's portuguese house. And BAM a Weezer vidio...oh wait whats this...This is a cool ass song i liked on the radio...Cool. This happened to me at least 3 times..and each time i couldn't believe it was Weezer. They rock...see i myself first found Weezer cause of Bill Gates. I never even heard of them until i got my computer and i never really got into them. But finding out all these different songs are played by them...it makes me think Weezer is the only GOOD band out there today. Its a shame. ITs a shame that a band fronted by a Johnny Knoxville look-a-like is the only band that can make me smile while listening to more mainstream radio.

But im scared and looking foward to hearing what trean is going to plaquge out radio's? Will it be Polka/rap or just more crap...i'm betting on the latter.

Peace.

OFFICAL COUNT OF HOW MANY TIMES I....
"Found myself" = 5
said the word "crap" = 15
made refences to Bill Gates = 1.
hits im expecting for the date of 7/27/01 = 2
misspelled words cuase they were too big = 22

27.8.01

Sunday, August 26, 2001  
ATTENTION THE SITE HAS MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!! drband2.tripod.com IS NO MORE! THE NEW ADDRESS IS yahhn.tripod.com SORRY FOR THE INCONVININCE I JUST GUESSED THAT yahhn IS ALOT EAISER TO REMEMBER THAN drband2...WELL CHECK OUT THE SITE. ITS BEING BUILT UP SO CHECK IT OUT....NEW SITE! UPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKS.......yay sure like anyone even checks the site out in the first place...so hey filipa go to my new site babe.
26.8.01