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Thursday, September 06, 2001
The VMA are pure utter GAYNESS. What the hell. I have never seen such a display of disgusting gayness. And no, not the good gayness of the boy scouts...but the bad gayness of three men in a bathroom gang-probing your rectum. MTV seriously needs to get Chris Rock up in there. And the "breath-taking" preformances??? What is up with the shameless selfpromotion of Crap! The only preformance worth mentioning was Alicia Keys with her Jazz/R&B/no real reason for moonlight sonata as an intro song. Oh and Alica...when playing moonlight sonata...slow the fuck down bitch! Argh!!! who the hell decideds when a preformance is breathtaking or over the top!? With the crap-ass preformances that were giving I could just imagin a conservative red neck mother sitting down in a chair just screaming OMG! They're singing!!! OH MY GOD! Who the hell writes the stuff for these things....they suck! The jokes that were painfully said where not just dumb but gay! The only thing i could possibly say that was good was the little intros for each catagory. The dragons where the absolute best! But what do they have to do with Vidio music awards...nothing. Just showing that anything acciacted with the VMAss your pure crap! Oh and jennifer lopez...did anyone else but me notice when during the chours she let her mike fall down to her hip but her voice was still heard singing??? Hmmm...is this a reinactment of Cher??? And speaking of horrible reinactments...what the hell is up with that sorry attempt with the interprative dance....are we too young to remember Mr. Shatner practiclly doing the same thing eons before Mango was even born! And speaking of SNL, what the hell is wrong with Will Farrel??? Gay. This afternoon i was going to post but i had absolutly nothing to post now after just an hour of watching the VMAss i can't stop writing...must another over-rated punk band come and show people what is remotely cool. And with the new self proclaimed important award show...whats up with MTV taking itself seiously??? Oh, lord im going to give my self an altzer. Did the people in the show even practice just walking off stage!? I didn't notice. No ONE knew even when to speak. It was just like watching "Who's line be it" at the high school. But you know what the best is...when a joke didn't fly...the people saying the jokes...knew it. The look of dissapointment was amazing. it just looked like a horse just inhabited there body for the brief moment on stage. Ok well thats enough of me bitching...ya'll should know the gayness that was lurking around the courner of the VMA hype. Peace 6.9.01 Tuesday, September 04, 2001 A typical IM conversation between filipa and I. NOTE: theres another new post right under this one. Moonshyne26: remember to link me when you have time 4.9.01 Ok, laying down watching my Blind Date . While i was waiting for my second episode to come on BAM! no second episode of Blind date just another new godaweful idea from UPN. The name of this show "Shipmates." The idea of this show is pretty much the same as blind date but instead of going on a regualar date with someone, you get put on a three day cruise to mexico with your date. This seems like a good idea right...But as real world has tought us...spending three days straight with some one as a date and not be able to leave the day at any time kinda sounds like a bad idea. Imagine this...you go on a date with someone...you don't hit it off...you want to end the date...OH NO YOU CAN'T!!! Your in the middle of the ocean, no way out! This experience may scar you for life but it does make great ratings. But i on the other hand don't like to see two people not hit it off...i like it when they want to be with eachother. All the dates on this show go completly ary. No one gets along! The couple that i was watching...the guy a 27 year old wanna be jim carey but looks like carson daily. The women a 31 year old bitch, that looks like a piegon. What could the producer at UPN possibly be thinking that these two people would hit it off. Some times i think they do that on purpose just to sit back and laugh at the two suckers. Girl..."Um yea im looking for a guy who is very down to earth and like to be romantic" On the contrary Fox network is doing a good job with their program having such educational shows like the simpsons, family guy, titus. I mean fox is really on the ball with what they put out. But they have made some mistakes like getting rid of...Married with children...The Critic (i have no clue how to spell it...just sound it out.)...Temptation Island. I mean com'on what's wrong with you! Ok well good nite. I'm going crabing tomorrow...A post fur sure. NOTE: Temptation island was a joke! The show was the worst thing ever created by man...next to Lifetime network...super gay. 4.9.01 Monday, September 03, 2001 New buttons provided by Jorge . 3.9.01 Mother nature truely sucks. I was trying to kill a fly today and every time i got close enough to make a blow so devistating that no mere standard fly could withstand...Bam...fly's away. Why the hell would mother nature care about the stupid fly?? what a fly is to nature a comdom is to a blowjob...point less. Oh but humans have none of those super ablities.. like a shark can just come and Bam its on top of the food chain...we have no natural deffenece against them but a fly have reactions 10x quicker than a human but us humans can't get no retractable claw when ever a shark poses a problem...gay. Filipa and i have been on many adventures as of late. We went to the beach alittle while back. but it kinda sucked cuase these little ass jellyfish balls. They were all up in the water! and im trying to not be a bitch and get all disgusted but then here comes little jelly fish ball and gets cought in filipas hair. Needless to say... Going agaisnts popular belief cause by filipa and eric...my family is not a bunch of drunks...nor do we eat Toco Bell on a regular occasion. See my family likes to drink...but not everyday just when ever there's a bar b q, party, religious holiday, death, last day of school, somes ones heater blew...you know a speical event. Not everyday and every hour of the given day. what are we mexican??? No were puerto rican and cuban respectfully...and yes puerto ricans are know to steal and yes cubans are known to talk loud but hey we drink like any other nationalitly...at least were not portugese or jewish... NOTE: Jewish people are not bad. NOTE: portugese are. NOTE: i love you filipa. NOTE: your still a bad person. NOTE: but a cute bad person. NOTE: A bad person none the less. peace. 3.9.01 |
